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Kelly Bensimon has completely lost it. She went batshit insane on Thursday’s episode of Real Housewives of New York City; in a full-on nervous breakdown on vacation in the Virgin Islands, she spewed some nonsense and freaked out on Bethenny Frankel, Alex McCord, Ramona Singer and Sonya Morgan.

Here are some of her best lines:

• On the difference between her and Bethenny: “You live in a horror movie, I live in Disneyland. … Satchels of gold.”
• On her growing paranoia: “I’ve been having nightmares for the past week of (Bethenny) stabbing me. … She has knives on her tongue.”
• On shooting photos of Alex on the beach: “She was marching with venom.”
• On Ramona sitting on Bethenny’s lap: “Are you going to make out with the tongue?”
• To Ramona: “I want you to ZIP IT.”
• To Alex: “You have so much pent-up anger and anxiety. I want you to be beautiful!”
• On more paranoid fears: “I’m afraid Bethenny is going to kill me. She’s tried to kill me before.”
• To Bethenny: “I feel like you’re trying to kill me. I threw up the night before I came.”
• To Bethenny: “Why would you attack my friend Gwyneth (Paltrow)?”

So, yes! Kelly accused Bethenny of creating bad press about her in the tabloids, bringing up Gwyneth’s name in the process. She was referring to this article in the New York Daily News from last summer. Here’s the offending quote: “I’d rather staple my eyelids shut than watch Gwyneth cook. Gwyneth is afraid to who she really is — she’s so manhandled by publicists and managers. Her show would be way too boring to watch.”

Ouch. Everyone knows Bethenny is not afraid to go for the jugular. Kelly is always saying that no one cares about Bethenny and she could care less, blahblahblah, but truth is, she seems borderline OBSESSED with all things Bethenny. And that is scary!

What do you think about Kelly and her bizarro behavior? Leave your comments below!